Monday, January 5, 2015

The Plight of the Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

                                                             
 
The Plight of the Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
 
                                                                                      
We've all been there, whether it be a holiday party, family gathering, work function, etc......and we see that tray of homemade cookies. And the king of all cookies, the Chocolate Chip cookie, is sitting right there. For some reason it's off to the side of the tray, rather than being prominently displayed in the center of the platter where it belongs. You find that odd, but you grab it anyways. As you take that first bite, rather than chocolatey chip goodness, you are met with a mouthful of oats and raisins. You immediately curse the cookie and all of it's kind. This is the uphill battle that the Oatmeal Raisin cookie has to face on a daily basis. Despite the fact that the oatmeal raisin cookie is a wonderful shot of brown sugar goodness, it has unjustly been labeled as the ugly step sibling of the chocolate chip cookie. All of this, simply becuase it has a similar appearance.

A few months ago my wife and I were eating homemade cookies and I brought up the fact that my favorite cookie (oatmeal raisin) is one of the most hated and misunderstood cookies available for consumption. She disagreed and swore that most folks loved it. For confirmation of my statement, I immediately turned to a message board community that I will not mention the name of here because the folks there can get pretty vulgar and I'd rather not be judged for visiting it on an hourly basis. I created a discussion and poll on the message board and asked for opinions on the oatmeal raisin cookie. To go along with a landlside of hate against the oatmeal raisin cookie in the poll, were such replies as, "F*** oatmeal raisin cookies for disguising themselves as chocolate chip cookies" and, "F*** oatmeal raisin cookies, and f*** you for liking them." I showed these responses and the poll to my wife, and she had no choice but to surrender her argument.
So I ask, is it fair to judge the oatmeal raisin cookie on the merits of an entirely different cookie? Is the oatmeal cookie to blame because it looks similar to a more popular cookie while having a vastly different taste? Did you know that the oatmeal raisin cookie was invented over 40 years BEFORE the chocolate chip cookie? If anything, the chocolate chip cookie is the imposter!

I'm not here to choose sides though. I just want each cookie judged on its own merit. I understand people's taste buds are different. I have a sister in California who prefers the orange and yellow Starburst over the red and pinks, so I know that weirdos exist.

The point of this blog post is not to change your mind about your favorite cookie. Favor any cookie you want, for any reason you want. In high school, I had a girlfriend bake me a batch sugar cookies that she under baked by a longshot, and to this day I love an undercooked cookie. All I'm asking is this, give the oatmeal raisin cookie a fair shake. Judge it on it's own, without comparison to other cookies. Next time you're in a bakery, or see a platter of homemade cookies, give the oatmeal raisin cookie a try with no preconceived notions. You might just thank me.

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